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Sperms

Three Sperms are discussing about their future: SPERM 1: I will be a doctor when I'm born. SPERM 2: I will be a Footballer. SPERM 3: As for me, I will be a . . . (Oh my God!) SPERM 1 & 2: What is it? SPERM 3: Our future is ruined. The guy is MASTURBATING!!! 

THE VIRUS

We all have something that is eating us, but we mostly choose to keep it to ourselves. It will reside there and continue to destroy every 'fibre' of our being until we are 'done for'. Most times when horrible things hit us, we just say ''shit happens''. Shit does happen, but one of the best way to deal with it is to talk about it. Sometimes, we just need to overlook the shame and look for a way of rescue. I encountered a similar problem recently.       Stressful lectures, tiring walks, and no form of rest had completely dehydrated me. I realized I was also famished, so I decided to go to the school cafeteria to feel my tummy. Inside I noticed a middle age lady, who was astonishingly beautiful. Her hair looked like it felt like silk. She was as fair as the morning sun. She revealed a tiny part of her cleavage. I was overwhelmed by her incredible bodily perfection. I adored her. She blew my mind. I wanted to talk to her but I felt intimated. She was not w
Thursday, last week was one of the most amazing days of my life. I was overwhelmed to be in the presence of two emeritus professors give a lecture during a seminar about politics in Nigeria. Undergraduates, postgraduates, and even PHD  students were all present.They went into very deep things the normal eyes could not see but made perfect sense. They first explained and elaborated on the principles of Karl Marx, shedding more light to the shallow understanding we had of him, and the Marxism theory. Then they revealed the weakness of PDP and APC in less than a minute and he made some predictions about the forthcoming elections and Nigeria's future. I was a little disappointed because my course mates didn't seem to take interest at all in they were saying. A lot of them even slept off. Probably because they went too deep and to them, The professors were 'yarning dust'. What gave me great joy was that after the seminar, because of the contributions I made, one of them c