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Terry who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Boss's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Boss bought a new wine called pasties, it was a French wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Terry unaware of this, sneaks into his Boss's room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour. TERRY: I am in trouble, big trouble! He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, boss and Mistress were seated in the parlor, while Terry was in the kitchen. BOSS: Terry! TERRY: Boss! BOSS: Who drank my pasties?! No answer! BOSS: Terry, who drank my pasties?! No answer. Boss walked to the kitchen and saw Terry there. BOSS: Are you insane or what?! Why when I call, you say "Boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? TERRY: Boss when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything except your name. BOSS: Is that so? Okay go to the parlor, stand beside Mistress and ask me a question whil

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Michael arrived at a doctor's office yesterday morning complaining of serious backache. The doctor examined him and asked, ''What did you do to your back?'' The man replied, You know that i'm a bouncer at a night club?'' Yesterday morning i got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise from my bedroom. As i entered, i got to know someone is sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying Unclad on the bed and the back door was open. I rushed out through the back door and did not find anyone. As i looked down from the back door i saw a man down stairs running out of the building and was dressing himself up. I quickly grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That is how i strained my back. The doctor treated him and he left. In the afternoon, another man arrived looking as if he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said; ''My last patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What happened to you?'' The man replied, ''You know i have been

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."  The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."  The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Change-Incoming ( Father with his PA in the parlor, Father reading a newspaper when his daughter Oyin walks in talking on the phone ) Oyin - It’s because of this rubbish fuel people, I couldn’t make it. ( Listens to the caller for a short while. ) What! ( shocked) I can’t.. Dollar has increased unreasonably. ( Pauses, looks at her phone ) my battery is almost dead. Light hasn’t blinked for the past three days. ( With bitterness) I’m going to leave this country before it kills me. ( Ends the call, and turns to her father ) Good evening dad, ( leaving ) Father - How are you my dear Oyin? Oyin - ( Stops, and returns some distance ) Fine Dad ( sounding frustrated, and feigns a smile )... Just fine ( leaves ) ( After a while, the first son, Tyson walks in while receiving a call. ) Tyson - True man. It’s all good… Naah, we’ll handle the inflation. Mtchew! ( Pauses to listen to his caller. ) Fuel? No big deal. We still have public transport now? ( Laughs ). Forget the price, w