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One day Mike and John were watching T.V when the news came on, showing a man standing on a bridge about to commit suicide, suddenly Mike said "I'll bet $10 that the guy won't jump off", John said I bet $10 that he will jump. Unfortunately for Mike the man jumped off the bridge, Mike accepted his fate and stretched forth the money but John didn't take it, saying "I can't take the money because I cheated, I already saw the news this morning" but Mike insisted and said "no you can take it, I cheated too, I also watched the news this morning, I just didn't know the guy will be silly enough to jump again!

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One day a man saw a old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her  Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. I t was that chill which only fear can put in you. He said, “I’m here to help you, ma’am. Why don’t you wait in the car where it’s warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.” Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt. As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she