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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas (fart), but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office." The doctor says, "I see, take these drugs and come back to see me next week. The next week the lady goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!" The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your nose, let's work on your hearing."

My stem's planted firmly where I am allotted. My tail is wavy and my face is quite blotted. I relay much emotion though flatly I'm spotted, And I grow half my size whenever I'm dotted. I can speak any language, yet utter no words. I'm no seed, yet I am well known among birds. But I do have a speech impediment: I can say cage but not page, aged but not wage. I can say deaf but not red, bed but not sled. I live on a highway that's structurally sound, Where you might see my friends accidentally bound. It has many lanes, and also long lines. There are lots of sharp turns, but plenty of signs. I am played but not won, made but not spun. The key is to measure before you've begun. What am I?

In recent times, discreet and enormous complaints have been going round about the positive or negative effects the new Buhari Osibanjo's administrative office has brought to Nigeria. Some say he is doing nothing, some he is working and changing things, and while some others, he is making things worse.The question really is not what we can see, at least for now because the game of life is hardly visible to the eyes. The question is, ''What are we doing to effect change''. That being said, I would love to relate my perspective of the new administration to my viewers.    Buhari is highly experienced so I expect much of him, but he is ageing, so at the same time I don't expect too much. For a fact he forgets a lot and that really scares me. The truth is he has a real desire to bring change, and even with the burden of the mistakes of our past presidents which he has to bear, his commitment to his work marvels me. A lot of money has been refunded 'like magic'